I promised...

This little piggy went "wee wee wee" all the way...

...down from the big tall tree
that the boy unsafely placed him in.

And all the boy's tools couldn't put this piggy together again.

That's called a mash-up. You know, like those cool mixed up songs you hear in the club like Kelly Clarkson and Outkast... only with nursery rhymes.